overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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it all started here
when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level
is that a reaction image or an example
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can we talk about my new shirt
can we TALK about it please
can we BUY it
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A few days ago I was in my babysister’s room and she has these wooden letters that spell out her name “M-A-C-Y” so I rearranged them to say “Y-M-C-A” and no one’s noticed yet I …
